Friday, October 20, 2006
Sugar Puff Monsters On The Loose!
Sugar Puff Monster attacks are rare but ferocious, these fellas may look cute and cuddly but savage lurks within. Me and my man-servant, Max, demand that measures be taken to stifle the rising Sugar Puff Monster population having been attacked ourselves whilst gangster-leaning by our local 24/7 convenience store. Though we overpowered it and then had our way with it, the experience affected us greatly. These furry-yellow motherfuckers gotta be stopped. BallinteerBandit calls for stricter anti-Sugar Puff Monster regulations.
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Nick you are a spanner
I will flay you with my tool of justice. Max will slap you repeatedly before banishing you to the nether-regions, a realm where sociology reigns over all else. The people are obnoxious and arrogant with a staple in their left ear, thus recreating Stephen Ryans gobshiteness.
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