Last night, as I sipped not one but 11 bottles of Miller and a couple of pints o' da black stuff, the ramifications seemed not only worth it, but something to strive for. Me Mother woke my drunken self at 7:58 in the A.M to go to the Motherfuckin' Dentist. I went to that shit and all he done was tell me what I already know,'eh.....ye....that tooth is broken', he threw in a bill for $140(not dollars....Euro, theres no sign for yoyos on this lame-ass machinebox) and made some snide comment about me alcoholic breath(tic-tacs dint work). If that shit aint enough for a Monday morning, gotta bus straight from el dentistro and ended up here 45 minutes early and, having forgotten d'old student I.D hadda fork out another 2 squids ta get a pass for the library, day aint near over yet neither..................oh and little Aislin's still got the schnifflez.
Sound, I'm off t'Irish.
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