Skangers and skaters unite!

The equivalent of gangsters in Ireland and the universal skater stereotype have united to create a common front in the struggle for East and West Ballinteer and control of the ever important church car-park. For years the car-park has been seen as a haven for local devil-worshipers(Gothic people!) but since the close down of nearby Shell filling station the Skangers have drifted North in search of new pastures, the ensuing struggle continues but has escalated into impromptu 'slagging matches'(Rap battles,Irish style). For example ,'I had your Ma', typical Irish greeting, the utterance of this phrase results in dialogue too extreme for this page. Likened to the Great War or 'World War 1' the battle usually ends before it begins. They usually travel with the skangers strolling in the middle of the path, flanked by both the BMXers and the skaterboyz thus re-creating the classic pincer movement, almost german like in its efficiency. Children born into this new order are doomed from the start, families divided, hearts broken and an over-riding sense of despair. Suggestions encouraged and welcomed