Seeing as we already had the ship and flag we decided to become Pirates
. Nicks cowardice meant we couldn't attack sh
ips, instead we preyed on those who dwell on the beach, sunbathers. This proved to be lucrative and a laugh. This bald man Max and I killed simply because he was bald. Some fought back or mocked us, like this motherfuck here that insulted my official Pirate luminous top. I overpowered him and then, with t
he same giant wooden spoon from the original, scooped out all his insides. We even started our own line of Tee-shirts and underpants which still grosses 79billion dollars a day.
As Pirates do, we made tons of buddies and even started a rugby team(Nick's idea, the fag) these pictures are just a
taste of our super fantastic Pirate lifestyle. 
Eventually, as you do, we tired of the hectic Pirate lifestyle, the murder and pillaging didn't have the same appeal anymore. Max and Meself searched for some wenches, with whom we would begin Pirate families. 
Max picked up this pirate and woman ensemble at one of the beaches we attacked, this is the pose she greeted us with(probably saved her life). I bagged the most beautiful woman in the world, 
Natalie Portman, she's Pirate to the bone......met her at one of our ultra-deadly pirate parties.
Nick on the other-hand was the first to leave, to follow a childhood dream of being an artist.
As you can see from this self-portrait it was a mammoth waste of time, took him 12 years to draw. The depression that ensued drove him to the drink(there he is)................. He married a sheep
(That's them there) and it gave birth to a lovel
y sheep-boy(that's it there).
Max picked up this pirate and woman ensemble at one of the beaches we attacked, this is the pose she greeted us with(probably saved her life). I bagged the most beautiful woman in the world, Natalie Portman, she's Pirate to the bone......met her at one of our ultra-deadly pirate parties.
Nick on the other-hand was the first to leave, to follow a childhood dream of being an artist.
As you can see from this self-portrait it was a mammoth waste of time, took him 12 years to draw. The depression that ensued drove him to the drink(there he is)................. He married a sheep
(That's them there) and it gave birth to a lovel
y sheep-boy(that's it there).This last picture is of our recent reunion with an unidentified fourth member.
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