Nico, a pirates of the Carribean spin off........

Thought i'd bring y'all up to date on the Nicky situation........Max and I leapt in our pirate ship and set sail for home, or somewhere we could make a home, with our outstanding wenches. As we cruised by the coast of a hithertho unknown coastline, fuel waned and we were forced to shore. There we met some terrified inhabitants, who told us of a wild-man living amongst the mountains nearby. They had obtained, from the beast's lair, an incriminating photograph; it was Nico........

They were a funny, angry and holy looking bunch so, fearing for nico's safety, we volunteered to take him away with us, if we could find him. The predominately female population pointed towards a mountain where he dwelled; and we set off.

Finding Nico proved to be simple, we just followed the trails of violated-looking sheep and discarded sketch-pads,eventually ending up at his lair;

An understandably bedraggled Nico greeted us, along with his pregnant(again) wife,

Their wild appearences scared us at first but Nico looked so ridiculously pathetic that we hadda rescue them and kick it down to the Swift.

The villagers saw us off enthusiastically and we set sail for new horizons.

Although Nico was no longer in danger he was restless on the boat, his art an the land were calling to him. Him and the wife escaped one night on a motorbike and pegged it off down the road. He sent
word off of his well-being(the last we heard of him) and a self-

portrait of him and his wife enjoying life together.